And then they brushed each other’s hair. Well, he brushed hers because one comb to his head ends in travesty.

These two crackpots and media whores met for pizza in NYC and if I walked into a pizza place to get a slice and to try to get a date with the owner’s son and saw those two sitting together, I’d be sure the end of the world was happening… or another season of Celebrity Apprentice, which is pretty much the same thing.

Who knows that these two were actually talking about, but since Palin is “not campaigning” around the country on that goddamn bus of hers…. we can only assume they are joining forces to make the absolute best running mates for the 2012 election. Or they can be discussing a crossover reality series. Orrrr they are having a sordid love affair.

Seriously. Can you imagine??? Best material ever in either scenario.

-Rocco