The Jersey Shore Cast Hasn’t Even Finished Giving Italy STD’s And 5th Season Is Greenlit
Posted June 4, 2011on:
Where did I go wrong in life??? Why am I not making a ridiculous amount of money for getting drunk and traveling??? I spend money to do that, and these fools get paid massive amounts to do it.
We can begin to see these guidos terrorize Italy August 5th which is perfect because I’m sure Mamadukes will be missing her some Pauly D by then.
And good news from MTV. Once they are done spreading their seeds and germs in Florence, they will head back to seaside for the summer and film the 5th season.
My one goal this summer is to make out with Pauly D at the Jersey Shore on the boardwalk, right after he buys me a Lifeguard t-shirt at the t-shirt shop. And don’t even say that it’s not plausible, because that’s how all summer makeouts with guidos start. Trust me.