We are all on the same page about that right?? The hatred Katy Perry’s parents feel for their daughter in unreal and her new Rolling Stone cover just adds fuel to the fire.

First off, no set of parents who pray and clutch the bible as they sleep are into the Hershey Kiss bra.

Second, Katy Perry believes in aliens (and not the Mexican kind) and she is a total democrat who wants free health care. Her parents are currently trying to douse her with holy water before their heads explode.

Katy Perry loves the History Channel’s Ancient Aliens:

“Oh my God,” she says. “When it talks about the sky people, how everyone comes from the sky and how the Pyramids were used for star observations, it’s too much for me. It all seems to connect the dots. It’s blowing my mind.”

And she’s such a democrat:

“It just feels like the thing running our country is a bank, money,” she says. “I know it sounds like an intense viewpoint, but I’m only slowly but surely getting the wool taken off my eyes. When I was a kid, I asked questions about my faith. Now I’m asking questions about the world.”
She continues: “I think we are largely in desperate need of revolutionary change in the way our mindset is. Our priority is fame, and people’s wellness is way low. I saw this knowing full well that I’m a part of the problem. I’m playing the game, though I am trying to reroute. Anyway, not to get all politically divulging and introspective, but the fact that America doesn’t have free health care drives me fucking absolutely crazy, and is so wrong.“

Russell Brand is like Satan and has taken this Evangelical Christian from the church and has turned her into something her parents would normally burn at the stake.

Nice job Russell. I like you more.

Someone check on Mr. & Mrs. Perry and make sure they haven’t killed themselves.

-Rocco