1) These Palin’s need to stop re-writing history.

2) When I’m siding with the McCain’s (any of them) you know shit just got real.

So, Bristol the Pistol told a writer a story and they wrote it into a book wrote a memoir and pretty much said that Levi Johnston got her drunk and they had sex (umm that’s what I call rape??) and now she’s saying that the McCain’s hate her family and Meghan McCain is a big, fat bitch.

Well, Meghan is what I deem an intelligent woman (despite her last name and political background) so of course she took to Twitter to tell Bristol she’s the biggest moron ever and negate everything.

This is what Bristol “wrote” about her experience with first meeting the McCain’s and with Meghan:

she “ignored us during the entire visit.” This was just before John McCain introduced Sarah Palin as his running mate.
Palin “had a sneaking suspicion I might need to watch my back” and added: “Every time we saw Meghan, she seemed to be constantly checking us out, comparing my family to hers and complaining.”

And then Meghan McCain did this (she tweeted a behind the scenes video of herself not being a big, fat bitch:

Now, you can say she was just saying this for the election, but I just like making fun of the Palin’s and refuting everything they say because without that… it wouldn’t be a proper Palin book.

The world is only right when that is happening.

-Rocco