Ask me what I’m doing today??

GOING TO THE TANNING BOOTH IS WHAT!!

Jersey Shore is being recast after the 5th season, and since I have no idea what’s going on in my life, I think the best thing to do is get on season 6 of Jersey Shore as a new cast member and try not to get pregnant. (or if I do… BINGO! Spin -off!! You’re welcome MTV!)

Waaaah!

I can do that! I can make that face!! Especially after I had that much to drink, I will fo sho be vomiting.

“After this group comes back from Italy and shoots season 5 this summer, that will be the end for them,” says an insider. The new stars will be “a lot cheaper”… plus the current gang can feel free to pursue spinoffs. Says the source, “They will leave on a high note!”

I’m so cheap! I’d do it for $1000 an episode. Plus, I really need to shame my family because I haven’t done that yet.

Does anyone know a videographer so I can record my audition tape??

I’m gonna go tan and get my poof going.

-Rocco