What Do you Do Your First Night After House Arrest, Lindsay??
Posted June 30, 2011on:
PAAAAAAARTAAAAAY!! I mean, obviously, because she didn’t have enough of those while under house arrest.
Well, maybe I’m being harsh but how else am I supposed to take these photos of the freckled face 25-year-old who looks 45??
See what I mean? I guess I’d be disoriented with flashes going off in my face too, but does she have to look THIS drunk. Not all celebrities look drugged out of their minds when the paparazzi are snapping away. Can’t she practice not looking like this because I’m forced to assume she went out and drank her face off.
Oh and by the way this is right after she said that she was “scared to go outside because there is a bounty on her head”. I believe she is talking about the absinthe hallucination fairy.