Remind Me Never To Hang Out With Bear Grylls. Poor Jake Gyllenhaal
Posted July 12, 2011on:
What the hell kind of man date is this??? When I think of man dates, sure I think shirtless and wet…. but not wet with water from Antarctica! I’m sure Jake Gyllenhaal didn’t expect to have his chest hair covered with tiny icicles when Bear asked him to hang out.
Out of control is what this is.
The 30-year-old actor traveled to Iceland with Bear to cross mountains and check out glaciers and active volcanoes!
“The wild is always very revealing – not only physically but mentally. You’ve got to smile when it’s driving horizontal hail and be able to face your fears and just get on and do it – and on both of those accounts,Jake came up strong,” Bear said.
You could not pay me to do that. Having my internal organs freeze is not fun to me. I would just let the icy waters take me out of my misery.
Here are some pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal having a shitty, yet kind of homoerotic time, with Bear Grylls.
Bear: Ya having fun mate???
Jake: Oh I’m having so much fun. I love when my nipples are so cold they could break off. *sob* Is this my punishment for dating Kirsten Dunst?!?!?