Apparently the people who didn’t see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II, were not in the theaters to see Sarah Palin’s documentary, Undefeated.

why will no one see my movie???

One reporter stated that him and a few others were at the Orange County, CA theater to see the “documentary”. And some of those viewers were there just to kiss because Sarah Palin is an aphrodisiac, I guess??

“Shortly before the end of the film, a young couple entered, walked to the back row, started making out, then interrupted their session and left (spoiler alert) as Andrew Breitbart, who made one of several guest appearances, started talking about eunuchs. Then I was alone again, working. Instead of researching civil liberties violations, or the war in Libya, or the contest to elect the next president of the United States, I was both a journalist and the only member of the public willfully paying attention to Sarah Palin, as if standing in for the pathologies of my profession.”

I can only assume it was the same couple that was hooking up next to me and my friends at the Harry Potter movie on Thursday night. They sure get around. Let’s hope they use contraceptive, unlike the Palin kids.

She literally can’t do anything. She can’t be Vice President, Governor, or a movie star. She should just give up and make shitty banana bread and sell it out of her home.

how about moose bread???

-Rocco