So, a few days ago Lady Gaga thought it was a brilliant idea to roll on stage in a wheelchair. She literally came on stage as if her spine was not working, because she’s a performance artist and it means nothing to her that some people actually have to roll around because their spines are useless to their bodies.

I was, in fact, not born this way

Obviously, actual paralyzed people didn’t find this very amusing or entertaining and since they can’t kick her in the “vagina”…. they threw eggs, which is more artsy anyway. Most the eggs hit Lady Gaga’s entourage (unfortunately not her). And no, I have no idea why they had eggs in the first place.

Lady Gaga and her entourage say the only reason she was in the wheelchair shtick (because paraplegia is just a shtick to her) was because she was dressed up as a mermaid, and duh!! mermaids can’t walk.

CUE ANGRY BETTE  MIDLER!

umm hello Gaga?? I did it first

Naturally, she took to Twitter to tell Lady Gaga she is unoriginal which is like kryptonite to that psycho.

Dear @ladygaga if you think a mermaid in a wheelchair seems familiar-it’s because it is!You can see it on youtube 24/7-with ME performing it