American Idol Does Know Pia Toscano Came In 9th Place , Right??
Posted on: July 21, 2011
Maybe Nigel is confused, which is obviously the case, because I’m one of those people who believe he lives in a meth house in LA. I mean, even for a Brit his teeth seem a little off to me.
I'll do anything for Pia!
Anyway, American Idol had the genius idea of promoting American Idol season 11 by creating a 30 second promo spot that is just like taking a Lunesta; it involves Pia Toscano.
That’s all sweet and everything, but girl came in 9th place. Like she almost didn’t make it to the tour.
What about my little buttermilk biscuit angel that is Scotty McCreery?? Is “Love You This Big” not inspiring enough. Try and tell that to the cowboys in North Carolina.
I guess the point is anyone who is having trouble sleeping should watch this promo, not feel bad for the socialite of NYC that is Pia Toscano and then maybe audition for American Idol after you have a nice slumber.
-Rocco
18 Responses to "American Idol Does Know Pia Toscano Came In 9th Place , Right??"
July 21, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Ok, wrong…the 30-second one only has 5 – Kelly, Lee, Ruben, David and Carrie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvmbHUyRQ5k
The 60-second version is the one with all 9 winners…love this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZP0TTzWCmg&feature=relmfu From Kelly to Lee Bear 
July 21, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Why bother to vote multiple times if rank doesn’t count? They are devaluing the Idol brand. Nigel has already proved he has no respect for Idol voters, so this is just more of the same.
July 21, 2011 at 11:42 AM
The only thing uglier than Nigel’s soul would have to be his teeth. I’m just saying . . . . .
July 21, 2011 at 12:26 PM
What’s up with British teeth? I remember the tooth discussions in the first Austin Powers movie. Is something wrong with the water or milk over there? (Sorry to any Brits on the board…just being snarky me.)
I always thought Nigel was about 1000 years old. He is only 62,
July 21, 2011 at 2:58 PM
i thought he was a lot older than that too and had the sorcerer’s stone or something to keep him alive. he prob just sold his soul to the devil
and yeah not sure what’s up with the teeth… but there are brits that i know who have fab teeth!
July 21, 2011 at 1:46 PM
I knew Nigel was not easy on the eyes, but geesh! That picture should have been deleted when it was taken! It’s kinda creepy.
As to Pia, definitely too much too soon. If somehow she becomes a success, then play the dreams come true card, but now? Maybe if she doesn’t make it as a recording artist, she could have a future working at a sleep disorder clinic singing lullabies, um, I mean ballads. Just kidding, best luck to anyone willing to try.
July 21, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Oops, anonymous was me, don’t know why I lost my name! Did I mention my middle name was Pia? Wish I could say I knew a Nigel, like maybe my dog’s name was Nigel, but my dog’s name is Dude. My grand dog’s name is Bear. Can you imagine a dog named Nigel? Come here, Nigel….sit….good boy! Honey! Nigel just ate my best slippers!
July 21, 2011 at 2:59 PM
1) you did tell me your middle name was pia you are more exciting than here already
2) i love that your dog’s name is dude!
3) I’m naming my dog nigel. it’s settled
July 21, 2011 at 5:35 PM
They should just rerun this great promo featuring David Cook, a, like, you know – winner: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0Agg-bZQhw
July 21, 2011 at 8:26 PM
Look, Pia is awesome. I mean, she’s so inspiring like when she says, “It’s okay to dream.” Before she told me, I never believed it! Maybe I, too, can get 9th place on American Idol by being a boring ballad singer.
July 22, 2011 at 1:00 AM
ask me what i want to be when i grow up???
i’ll tell ya!! a 9th place finisher on idol!
July 21, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Wow…in last year’s promo, the first 9 winners had to share in that 30 seconds. This time, the 9th placer, gets all of the air time. Geez…I really don’t get Idol anymore :/
July 21, 2011 at 11:45 AM
kinda backwards huh??