The Jolie-Pitt Family Vacations Suck
Posted July 30, 2011on:
Remind me to never let Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt adopt me because they have really sucky family vacations.
On dreaming of crossing the Sahara: “It takes 28 days …it would have to be on a camel. I wonder if I could do it in pieces and station the kids along the way.”
THAT SOUNDS AWFUL!! I’d rather be stepped on by the camel, on my ovaries, to make sure I never have 17 kids and then force them to take a dumb family vacation like that.
I’d much rather spend a week at the Jersey Shore, go bike riding, go to the beach, eat way too much fudge and then puke, and have a bird crap on me, than cross the desert. That sound so unappealing to me.
These poor Jolie-Pitt kids will never know what Six- Flags is. Or actual fun because there mom used to walk around with a vile of her husband’s blood. I don’t know what that has to do with his, but I’m pretty sure it’s the cause of something, So I thought I’d jazz up this post with that.