Jon Hamm Is NOT The Father Of January Jones’ Baby
Posted August 1, 2011on:
How do we still not know who this father is??? THIS KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT!!!!
January Jones has done this all wrong. You’re supposed to get pregnant on purpose so the guy is forced to marry you, then divorce you because you guys actually hate each other, and then you take all his money. What is she not understanding about that simple process??
One person who clearly isn’t the father and has the best sound bites when asked about his Mad Men co-star is Jon “I Don’t Give A F**k” Hamm.
“She’s going to have a baby come hell or high water. I don’t know and I don’t have to know. I’m happy that it’s not my problem,” Jon said.
HAHHAHAHAH Best. Baby. Bump. Quote. EVER!!
That’s write Jon… it’s not your problem. So you keep spelling your name without an “H”, keep drinking your scotch and looking unbelievably good in your 1960 suits, because January Jones is the one that has to live with a bastard child, not you. No compassion that the father of this child is probably a huge dick and won’t pay for anything. Compassion doesn’t pay the bills Jon without an “H”, your impeccable acting does.
Here’s a picture of Jon Hamm as Don Draper to lighten this post up.