(I’ve been sitting on this Lee D Twitter Jamboree since 1AM. It’s officially 12 hours later and it’s still being written, so just laugh at this even if you don’t think it’s funny. I’m needy today)

Guess who woke me up!?

get up... I got something to say

At 12:31AM just as I was laying my head down at a reasonable hour for once….my phone goes off… and surprise, surprise… it’s the DeWyze-nator! <– working on some new nicknames.

And by 15 minutes , he meant 5 because my  phone went off again. Can’t he have these things at normal hours for us East Coasters??? And yes I’m being coastcentric (like ethnocentric. It’ll catch on). I obviously shut off my phone and proceeded to watch 3 hours of How I Met Your Mother, so that was really productive because marathon television is always inspiring to me.

greatest written show on television

Anyway, TWITTER JAMBOREE!! YAYA!!!  Lee is clearly a vampire because he doesn’t know how to function in the daylight hours like the rest of the world.

(A little off topic, but this was brought to my attention: I don’t know how I missed the vampire snaggle tooth hanging from Lee D’s mouth in this photo (I was too busy being classy, I guess) but ummmm can we not?? I’m frightened and he looks nothing like Robert Pattinson so that’s just strange. It’s called Photoshop and I’m telling all your wizard friends. <— that will make sense later. Keep reading.)

We’ve been waiting for this, so let’s just get into it. Thanks to  LadyBug_55 for recapping it. Made my life  so much easier! I will send you a bag of ladybugs. So read that and/or read my interpretation, which is pretty much like an encyclopedia.

1) @random__person: would you ever want to work with max martin or dr luke & go pop/rock?
A: of course, that’d be fun

MAX MARTIN! DO IT! Max Martin wrote “I Want It That Way” and I need to see Lee D dancing in an airport, in all white before I die.

I need Lee D, like this. In fact, you can say.. I want it that way. HAH!

2)@liveitup247: What’s it like being Engaged???
A: Its great, and thanks to everyone for the support. very happy

I imagine it’s a lot like dating except people give you a lot of gifts. I’m gonna get engaged because I really need a toaster. But seriously. Congrats…. and get on that reality show.

3)@juiceandgen: LeeDeWyze favorite mixed drink?
A: Jameson on the rocks. No mix

What a cowboy! Do cowboys drink Jameson?? I don’t know… we don’t have those in NYC.

I think I proved my point

4) @RazTaz21 ???
A: lol

RazTazz21 is President Obama and they are just giggling about the debt ceiling fiasco.

5) @Lees_BiggestFan: what’s your favorite flavor of kool aid?
A: red

I hope you all bombarding him with tweets saying that red isn’t a flavor… it’s a color. Answer the damn question. Plus, we all know it’s grape that’s the bombdotcom.

6)@Wahntchre:
A: lime jello, less gross

That’s Joe Biden asking about Jello shots. Which are never gross by the way. I did 7 before I wrote this.

anyone got some Jello??

7) @redbeanieblog: Just so you know…you have a bunch of Twitter gals coming to see you in Long Island =)) Its just an FYI.
A: Cant wait to see you all

I’m convinced these two are best friends. Make sure you go to Red Beanie Blog because she’s pretty dope and writes without taking Jello shots.

8 ) @trishxox: ????
A: rock my beanie to sleep lol

I don’t even want to know what John Boehner asked Lee D. (I hope you are all laughing at these politic jokes… if not, watch the news)

OMG! A Lee D Twitter Jamboree!

9) @musicislife90: ????
A: Snape

The obvious question was “who is your favorite character of all time in literary history?” And Lee D. answered brilliantly.  Snape’s coming to Interview Jamboree.

10) @oc_esthi: what are you doing with all the wands you got?
A: Holding a spell class on wednesday nights

That’s kind of sexy and nerdy.

11) @TinyKhere: taco bell or Mcdonalds?
A: Taco Bell

Not even real meat. They probably shouldn’t cater that wedding.

12) @Krystlelynn218: r u as excited about the #NYParty as we all are???
A: Hell yea NEW YORK HERE I COME!!!

I see my invitation was lost in the mail to this NYC party.

13) @Addicted2Haley: If your reading this, my heart just exploded…
A: HI

Hope this person is okay. That sounds painful. Worse than ovaries exploding.

So, that was all the exciting parts. And I’m just gonna end this all very abruptly.

The woman next to me in Starbucks is hardcore judging me, especially after that Grape Kool-Aid picture. I always wonder if people are thinking, “OMG her job is too google pictures of the Kool-Aid jug?? Her parents must be so disappointed”.

-Rocco