This Scientology business is getting serious. Katie Holmes is getting stranger and stranger. And so are her outfits.

Red, leather capris and a tan fishing net?? Where the hell is Xenu taking her shopping???

So, not only is she wearing whatever that is… she is going on national television (Jay Leno just happened to be the source this time around) and talking about barking at raccoons. Raccoons don’t even speak dog. I don’t know what sound raccoons make (because if you get close enough to one I’m sure you can’t live to tell the tale because they probably can eat your face off) but they definitely don’t bark.

“I was recently sitting outside, and this raccoon comes right [up to me],” Holmes said. “I was expecting to be more afraid of me, and I’m staring at it, and he’s staring back like he’s gonna kick my butt!”

So what did Tom Cruise’s wife do to make her unwanted visitor go away?

“I stood up, and I barked at him,” she said. “And then he ran away!”

I’m sure it just turns out that the racoon was Suri Cruise who was playing with Katie Holmes’ Tom Cruises make up.

And then I just woof-ed at it!!

And it was that little rascal, Suri!! Hey.. where is that creek?

-Rocco