Umm Zac?? Don’t you know playing at a playground when you don’t have a child with you is known as creepy???

Forget that it’s Zac Efron for a second and a half, and admit that if you saw a guy like him just doing pull-ups on the monkey bars, you’d probably call the police on him. I would. I don’t want a kidnap on my conscience.

Anyway, Zac Efron actually looks like a boy. So, let’s look at him looking like that.

Is he too cheap to pay a membership at Planet Fitness?? He should just have a baby so he doesn’t look like a creeper in the park without a little one. Just trust me on this. It’s weird.

-Rocco