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Chris Martin Totally Wants To Divorce Gwyneth Paltrow

Posted on: August 4, 2011

Chris Martin must have read his wife’s interview right before this concert, because he decided to sing Amy Winehouse’s ironic song about “Rehab” and then smoothly transition (smooth like buttah!) into “Fix You”.

If you’re smart like me, then you realize that after reading his wife go on and on about how much she loves herself, and pretty much hates him, his music and everyone else who isn’t named Gwyneth Paltrow (and plus, he doesn’t kick it with Bey and Jay!) he’s gonna say “no no no” to love rehab and continue on doing the Amy Winehouse (Anything destructive. Writing bad music is one of those things) until he can escape from the Goop offices and any and all organic foods.

It’s all there people.

But seriously. When will they announce their divorce?? I’m waiting patiently on this one.

-Rocco

1 Response to "Chris Martin Totally Wants To Divorce Gwyneth Paltrow"

i don’t think they make a good couple; complete polar opposites! chris hates the limelight while gwynnie craves it!
i wouldn’t be surprised, but then there’s apple and moses to think about too….

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