Hey Guess What?? They’re Making A Superman Movie!
Posted August 4, 2011on:
Because no one really likes Batman sans Heath Ledger anymore, and Andrew Garfield’s Spiderman is now for girls (because he’s sex in tights), Hollywood needs another homoerotic superhero to be there for the manly men of America. (Sorry Captain America… maybe next time and sit the hell down Green Lantern.)
Henry Cavill is Superman and here is a picture of him breaking into a bank and stealing America’s money because we all really hate the Republicans and that’s what we want to do.
Not into it. In fact, he’s probably a Republican and his outfit hints that.
Why is he wear equestrian boots that I own?? And where the hell is his red underwear?? What kind of American superhero is this??