Kanye West Is Hitler…. Or Michael Jordan??? Wait. I’m Confused.
Posted August 8, 2011on:
So, Kanye West opened his mouth and vomited a whole bunch of crazy which is the least shocking thing I will tell you today.
This is what the ego of Kanye West said to TMZ and thank god he did because I’m tired of talking about teens making choices. (<— that was my obligatory “Teen Choice Award” comment for extra hits because my business is blogging and I have no shame)
“I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I’m fucking insane … like I’m Hitler.”
He continued, “One day the light will shine through and one day people will understand everything I ever did.”
Moments later, Kanye suggested that he needed to be the MJ of music, “Michael Jordan changed so much in basketball, he took his power to make a difference. It’s so much fucking going on in music right now and somebody has to make a fucking difference.”
I was awesome at the analogy interpretation portion of the SAT’s so this is what’s happening:
Hitler would have been really good at basketball if we all just appreciate Kanye West now, in the future, and retroactively. Unless, you are Jewish. In that case… you will never understand Kanye or the game of basketball.
Right??? Is that what he meant?? Probably. I’m a college graduate FYI.