Prince Harry Is Coming To America. I’m Going To That State.
Posted August 20, 2011on:
I hope the British government and royal family security team are not huge fans of The Revolution (I already know one revolution they didn’t like. BA DUM CHHH!) because I need to write out the blueprints to my “Operation Find Sexpot Ginge!” and this is where I can flesh out some ideas.
Prince Harry is coming to America and I need to find him.
Hottie tottie ginger will be in California for Apache helicopter training for 3 months, so that gives me enough time to join this Apache helicopter club he’s in and then we will fall in love.
So far, that’s all I have planned out and I’m sure if I take enough Dramamine I won’t vomit on the romantic Apache helicopter rides we will take together.
I’m gonna call Buckingham Palace and check when this is all happening. I’m sure if I disguise my voice in a British accent pretending to be one of his Apache homies…. they will let me know.