I’m Seriously Disturbed That Miley Cyrus’ Brother Impregnated Another Disney Star, Therefore Causing Miley To Be An Aunt
Posted on: August 24, 2011
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WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD???!! I can’t handle this.
Trace Cyrus, who seriously wakes up and thinks this is a good look…..
Hey ladies!
(He might as well tattoo his nipples. I don’t understand why his conservatism all of a sudden comes in there)
And this adorable Asian girl from Suite Life Of Zack & Cody (awesome show by the way), Brenda Song….
(Fun fact: She played Andrew Garfield’s girlfriend in The Social Network)
….decided to have sex and put a baby in the womb. Ummmm???? Why?
1) Miley Cyrus should be no one’s Aunt because she can’t stop twitpic-ing her side boob.
2) Billy Ray Cyrus should definitely not be a Grandfather because… well… he’s Billy Ray Cyrus and literally a month ago just blamed his daughter for causing his divorce. Who knows what he’ll blame on this grandkid!
3) Trace Cyrus again looks like THAT! (pictured above) He looks like a tattooed Seabiscuit and I mean that in the nicest way possible.
4) Brenda Song should have taken health class during her Disney schooling because then this wouldn’t even be an issue.
5) Who knew these two were even together?? I hope she’s just a Metro Station groupie. That would make this a better story.
“They are beyond thrilled,” a source tells us. “They are about eight weeks along.”
I don’t even know how to end this eloquently without demanding this be a false alarm! I’m highly disturbed by this fact… it even distracted me from my hatred for her mouth touching Andrew Garfield’s. I mean, if you are going to “whoops! I’m pregnant!” with anyone it’s this guy….
His last name isn’t Cyrus and he has way nicer hair.
Seriously… who is teaching this Disney school???
-Rocco
29 Responses to "I’m Seriously Disturbed That Miley Cyrus’ Brother Impregnated Another Disney Star, Therefore Causing Miley To Be An Aunt"
August 24, 2011 at 12:14 PM
well, i’m shocked that ANYONE would have sex with him . . i mean, c’mon! geez, what is this world coming to – next you’ll tell me hannah montana smoked weed . . . . wait, . . what????
August 24, 2011 at 12:17 PM
hahahha i can’t wait to see miley dropping this child in a paparazzi shot
August 24, 2011 at 5:31 PM
Um…ewww!
Seriously, how can this woman kiss the amazing Andrew Garfield and then move on to that?!?!
Help me, I’m confused…
September 12, 2011 at 3:05 PM
come on dont be abunch of ignorant douchebags. tattoos are a way of symbolizing things and events in someones life. Most of the people i know have numerous tattoos, i have tattoo’s and hardly any women i’ve dated found them unattractive.
September 12, 2011 at 3:10 PM
oh im into tattoos. i have some too. im just not into the face ones. plus, he’s no andy garfield my friend
We all have different styles and the only reason i think people are so surprized is because 1.) his tattz are very bright and vibrant as they would be on any white person (no offense) and 2) because she dosen’t seem like she has a preference to his type. She probably finds something very attractive abount him whether it’s his personality, looks etc , just like many people don’t think Lil Wayne is attractive ,but I find something about him is so all I’m saying is I know he looks different on his body and it would probably help if he was a litle cuter but whatev he’s probably a good guy and is really good to her which is why she is still with him and willing to have his baby. p.s. Andrew Garfield is not in any way attractive
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June 12, 2012 at 6:46 AM
Trace Cyrus, who seriously wakes up and thinks this is a good look…..
June 18, 2012 at 4:52 AM
Trace Cyrus, who seriously wakes up and thinks this is a good look…..
June 19, 2012 at 6:25 AM
WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD???!! I can’t handle this.
July 17, 2012 at 2:44 AM
Trace Cyrus, who seriously wakes up and thinks this is a good look…..
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July 28, 2012 at 5:14 AM
Trace Cyrus again looks like THAT! (pictured above) He looks like a tattooed Seabiscuit and I mean that in the nicest way possible.
July 30, 2012 at 7:53 PM
Shutup! I love Trace Cyrus! What happened to not judging people on their looks? And I honestly do like Trace’s look! For those of you who do not know, Trace is in a band that he actually started called Ashland High, and I love their music. So stop bagging on people and just accept the fact that they like eachother.
August 14, 2012 at 1:29 AM
Trace Cyrus, who seriously wakes up and thinks this is a good look…..
August 17, 2012 at 5:58 AM
Trace Cyrus, who seriously wakes up and thinks this is a good look…..
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December 17, 2012 at 2:45 AM
Who seriously wakes up and thinks this is a good look…..
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May 10, 2013 at 2:49 PM
Okay so haveing a lot of tattoos means your not going to be a good father? That’s cool. I hate to break it to you but Frank Ireo has lots of tattoos and he’s a great father. Mitch locker had many and he was a great father and kellin Quinn has tattoos and is another great father. So haveing Tattoos dosent mean any thing. So your point their is invalid.
“My tattoos are like a scrapbook of my life. Sometimes you don’t feel comfortable in your own skin, so covering it up with pictures helps.” — Frank Iero.
August 24, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Wrong on so many counts, I don’t know where to begin…
Disney sure ain’t what it used to be!
August 24, 2011 at 12:16 PM
thank you for being confused by this as well lol