I’m Seriously Disturbed That Miley Cyrus’ Brother Impregnated Another Disney Star, Therefore Causing Miley To Be An Aunt
WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD???!! I can’t handle this.
Trace Cyrus, who seriously wakes up and thinks this is a good look…..
(He might as well tattoo his nipples. I don’t understand why his conservatism all of a sudden comes in there)
And this adorable Asian girl from Suite Life Of Zack & Cody (awesome show by the way), Brenda Song….
….decided to have sex and put a baby in the womb. Ummmm???? Why?
1) Miley Cyrus should be no one’s Aunt because she can’t stop twitpic-ing her side boob.
2) Billy Ray Cyrus should definitely not be a Grandfather because… well… he’s Billy Ray Cyrus and literally a month ago just blamed his daughter for causing his divorce. Who knows what he’ll blame on this grandkid!
3) Trace Cyrus again looks like THAT! (pictured above) He looks like a tattooed Seabiscuit and I mean that in the nicest way possible.
4) Brenda Song should have taken health class during her Disney schooling because then this wouldn’t even be an issue.
5) Who knew these two were even together?? I hope she’s just a Metro Station groupie. That would make this a better story.
“They are beyond thrilled,” a source tells us. “They are about eight weeks along.”
I don’t even know how to end this eloquently without demanding this be a false alarm! I’m highly disturbed by this fact… it even distracted me from my hatred for her mouth touching Andrew Garfield’s. I mean, if you are going to “whoops! I’m pregnant!” with anyone it’s this guy….
His last name isn’t Cyrus and he has way nicer hair.
Seriously… who is teaching this Disney school???