I’m so frightened that I will get knocked up talking about all this baby stuff, that I’m overdosing on birth control.  Too many babies… isn’t our population overcrowded??

Mickey Mouse is clearly doing black magic and impregnating all his child-now-adult stars (i.e Hilary Duff, Brenda Song and that’s pretty much it) so of course Kevin Jonas wants to remain relevant and talk about babies.

(PS I swear on Oprah that Miley Cyrus just came on my iPod. I’m not even a Disney star and Mickey is trying to take over my uterus. Now the birth control doesn’t sound so insane, right?!?!)

Kevin Jonas has been married to Danielle for a year (pictured above) and they are feeling the pressure to turn their dogs into babies. Now, I’m not even sure Kevin likes girls and/or knows about sex…. so this whole statement from him makes me uncomfortable.

 ”It’s that point now where people are just like, ‘Ok, so you’ve been married, when are you gonna have a kid?’

We’ve started to realize we might become those weird dog people. We have our two dogs, so we don’t want to be those weird dog people, so maybe we’re headed there sooner than we thought.

It’s going to be part of our journey very soon, but not right now, exactly.”

Everything about those words makes me picture him saying this in a really nervous manner whilst sweating profusely from the fear that someone was going to question why they sleep in different beds.

creepy dog people

If within the next 6 months Kevin Jonas is pregnant (like he literally has a zygote in his stomach) I’m going to be even more afraid of Mickey Mouse than I am now.

-Rocco