First off, I still hate Lady Gaga (or Jo Calderone) with such a passion. It’s pretty amazing how a swelling rage builds up inside of me when I see her dressed like a cracked out version of Ray Romano. It’s unsettling to me. It’s unsettling to Brit Brit as well.

Second, this Britney Spears dance tribute was pretty bad ass. I mean, I pretended like I could dance like Britney as a kid and it looked nothing like this, even though in my head it did.

Britney Spears was frightened of Lady Gaga. Straight up frightened…. she almost shaved her head before giving the worst acceptance speech. EVER.

-Rocco