Pretty Little Liars: “A” Needs To Calm Down. Seriously.
Posted August 31, 2011on:
AGHHH!!! This is the summer finale and I need this break because it’s too much drama and murder for me. And plus, I want to sleep later on Wednesdays.
A probably killed Dr. Sullivan. Let’s get into it. The girls have a lot going on this week:
-The girls are sitting in the police station all dirty and Garrett says “you are right… they’re guilty”. I hate you Garrett.
-A detective comes in and says “did you miss me??” The girls look shocked, but I have no idea who he is. It’s safe to say I didn’t miss him. (*edit* I think he was the cop that was from season 1 who was a douche)
- He is threatening the girls and saying “things look bad” and that “homicide is a capital offense”. Well, duh! I guess the chicas are now getting charged with Ali’s murder.
- 12 HOURS EARLIER!!! Ohhh they did NOT just Quentin Tarantino this!!! Why are the girls dirty?? Why are they at the police station?? We will find out. It will all be revealed.
- Mya calls Emily and all of a sudden a killer isn’t on the loose and she’s happy. Lesbian puppy love!
-Someone cut Butt Chin Tobey’s break line. AND HE TOTALLY JUST ASKED WHAT HIS AND SPENCER’S BABY WOULD LOOK LIKE!!! Ummm?? A BUTT CHIN!!!
- I’m suddenly very interested if Butt Chin and Nancy Drew have slept together yet. Did that happen??
-CALEB!!!!!! CALEB CALEB CALEB!!!!! I was not expecting him to be back! Oh if it’s possible he got more sexy Native American and more hot. Caleb and Hanna are so perfect.
-Ezra is reading at work and his ex-fiance, Jackie, brings him coffee and pretty much wants him back. Aria of course hears this, and that’s good because Ezra is all like “no ho, I love my underage girlfriend”.
- Aria gets a text and it’s a picture of Dr. Sullivan held hostage that says “She’s still alive”. WHAT?!?!? Now, A is a terrorist.
- And now the girls are standing around a box and it says “open or she dies”. A NEEDS TO CALM THE HELL DOWN!!
“you have until 7pm to save her… these are my demands”
And now the box is fully of creepy dolls! <— what is wrong with A??
- GO TO THE POLICE YOU DUMB GIRLS!!!
- Aria has to prove that Jackie plagiarized her paper, Hanna has to stop the wedding, Spencer has to keep Butt Chin safe, Emily doesn’t have to do anything…. YET!
- Cut to girls at the police station.. Aria wants to make a call and Garrett is telling another po po that page 5 is missing from the Alison murder file.
- Aria calls someone and is SOBBING (great acting) and says “I made a terrible mistake and I need you) PLEASE GOD CALL EZRA. I feel like Ezra could save the day on this one.
-Annnnd Quentin Tarantino! Aria goes and shows Jackie her plagiarized paper… Aria could have worn a more professional outfit. She looks like a tiger fighter in that ripped up shirt.
-Hanna’s dad comes to see her before the wedding and they are having a nice convo. Let’s get this done with and get on with the chaos.
-Spenc is sitting with Butt Chin and she tells him she lied to him about everything. And they just broke up. A is such a bitch. Now, Spencer is sobbing. THERE ARE SO MANY TEARS IN THIS EPISODE!!!
- Dr. Hot Face (Wren) sees Spenc crying. They should make out… he is sans Butt Chin.
- Of course Aria is wearing a ridiculous dress to the wedding. The doorbell rings and Jackie shows up and is acting like a giant bitch. She’s threatening Aria with the idea of exposing them. GOD I WANT TO PUNCH JACKIE IN THE FACE!!!
- Emily finally got a doll and it says “I’m taking you to her.. go alone” in the creepiest voice you could imagine.
- Spenc is dressed for the wedding and Dr. Hot Face is there. He’s British and doesn’t have a butt hin. HE WINS!
- Dr. Hot Face kisses Spencer. And she’s a little bit taller than him, so it annoys me and I laughed at it.
- If it’s possible Caleb looks hotter in a suit. And his hair isn’t even done properly.
- KATE (step sister of Hanna’s) NEEDS TO BACK UP OFF OF CALEB!!! And he Caleb totally just told her she had “back fat” HAHAHHA!
- Hanna gets a text “She’s about to run out of air”.
- Hanna legit stops the minister and asks to talk to her step-mother. Omg this is so embarrassing and awkward. I can’t even watch. It’s stressing me out. I have agida.
- AGHHHH!!! Hanna is telling step-mom that her dad hooked up with her mom a few weeks ago. OMG HER DAD HATES HER!! AGHHH I CAN’T TAKE THIS!!
-Emily goes into the barn and gets trapped of course. And she’ll probably die from carbon monoxide.
-Butt Chin is at the police station and he’s just shouting he loves Spencer and he said to the cop “I’m not your boy!”.
- Back to the barn! Emily passed out and someone grabbed her and pulled her out of the barn. Of course she’s hallucinating that she’s with Ali. And then Ali just quoted the theme song “two can only keep a secret if one of them is dead”. And now Ali is making out with Emily. What the hell??
-Emily wakes up and tells the girls she saw Ali. Umm no bitch…. you were hallucinating.
- The Hasting parents are at the po po station and Jason 2.0 shows up and Daddy Hastings is very upset by this. They are arguing.
-Also, Ezy Ezra shows up and Aria’s mom isn’t having any of this. She calls him out for being with Spencer (remember she thinks he’s dating Spencer) and he looks shocked about this!
- Someone walks up to Garett and he says “you shouldn’t be here”. I hope it’s Blind Bitch Jenna.
-The girls find a shovel with coordinates, so they have to dig at the ground and find shit. The girls are digging like maniacs and they are really bad at it… because they are pretty much just screaming.
- AND OH GOD!! the police are there to arrest them. A set them up.
-UGH JENNA!!!! I HATE YOU SO SO SO MUCH!!!!!
- The shovel the girls used was the actual murder weapon.
- Garett gives Jenna page 5 and tells her to burn it and then they admit that they killed Alison. WHAT IS HAPPENING!!
- OMG and freakin’ Dr. Sullivan has never looked more alive in her life…. Black Hooded Figure hands her an envelope and she leaves.
Last line of the show from a black waitress “How you doin’ tonight, pretty eyes? Ya want a piece of pie??”
Sooo Black Hooded Figure is Bradley Cooper??? Awesome!
I take back what I said earlier… these show needs to not go on hiatus because it stresses me out so much and I need a resolution. AGHHHH!!!