But it’s not quite the love story I model my own relationships after.

In fact, I don’t think I’ll be able to pop quiz boyfriends on my favorite quotes from this and this is why….

Because it’s about the production of Titanic, as opposed to the voyage. WOMP WOMP!

Titanic: Blood & Steal (DUH DUH DUHHHH!) is a 28 part British mini-series about the creation and building of Titanic. So, Jack Dawson won’t “you jump, I jump” or take anyone “to a real party” or “to the stars”, because the blueprints aren’t about that.

Neve Campbell, that old guy who looks like the ship’s actual captain, and Chris Noth are in this mini-series NOT playing Jack Dawson or Rose DeWitt-Bukater.

Clearly. I’m going to watch this.

-Rocco