Remember when we all thought Brenda Song was carrying the child of creepy Trace Cyrus?? (HERE)

Well, we can all put down the pitchforks because either it was just a rumor set up by the Disney people for publicity or Brenda Song realized what that baby may come out looking like and took care of the situation.

Brenda Song’s Mama had some words for Radar Online about this:

“She’s actually not pregnant,” Mai Song said about her 23-year-old daughter, despite the reports that The Suite Life of Zack & Cody actress was having a baby.
“It’s very upsetting to our family because of what I’m going through and it’s not how we raised her,” her mother said, revealing that she has been undergoing cancer treatment.”

This poor Asian mother just realized her 23-year-old baby girl is having sexual relations when there is no ring on it.

Poor woman.

But in all seriousness… I’m glad there is no spawn happening because I need The Suite Life Of Zack & Cody: On Deck to continue filming… it’s a great show.

-Rocco