I’m Really Glad Trace Cyrus Didn’t Fill Brenda Song With A Baby
Posted September 23, 2011on:
Nothing makes me laugh more in the world than a really tall person (like a giant) standing next to a smaller individual (like a midget). Actually, the only way it’s funnier is if the giant is the woman, but in this case the giant is Trace Cyrus, but he kinda looks like a woman so it’s right in the middle of my ”this is f**king hilarious” and “I can’t believe how funny this is, I can die happy now” scale.
Apparently, Brenda Song is not carrying a Cyrus in her womb, but I’m still skeptical of these two.
1) Why is he so tall?? You can re-read my rant on height between two people above.
2) Is it just his scarecrow, 12-year-old girl giant frame or does she look super pregnant next to him??
These are moments when I wish I knew Miley Cyrus so I could ask her.