The Guy Tim Halperin That NO ONE Remembers From American Idol Is Trying To Be The James Franco Of Music
Posted September 27, 2011on:
What I’m about to tell you is something James Franco wishes he thought of before some reject from American Idol.
Remember Tim Halperin?? Yeah… me neither.
Oh that’s right… he’s Amish. (Heyyy Amish heeeeeey!)
Anyway, Tim Halperin got kicked off of American Idol pretty early on because I guess America does not like when the Amish start using electricity all of a sudden. Who knows??
But now that Amish Timmy is off of Idol, he’s releasing his album Rise & Fall, but not before sitting in a jail cell, in the middle of a parking lot, to gain attention, and to symbolize the constrictions of an Idol contract.
Halperin, in a symbolic gesture meant to represent “contract restrictions” placed on him by American Idol, will enter a jail cell in the parking lot of the West Village Shopping Center the Shops at Legacy in Plano at 5 a.m. Monday.
Tim is a moron.
Why doesn’t he put on black face and be really controversial and make a statement about the racial injustices on Idol?? Or maybe he can do black face and wear hot pants and talk about the gay community as well??
I understand the American Idol contract is constrictive (to everyone except Pia Toscano of course), but comparing it to jail is a tad dramatic.
Anyway, here is a preview of Rise & Fall… not bad Tim. But I don’t like drama queens.
AMISH CONTROL YOUR PEOPLE!!!
The ironic part is he’s trying to be the rebel American Idol contestant that speaks out against the show… but EVERYONE that has been on the show complains about it. Idea: how about you don’t sign up in the first place???