The Guy Tim Halperin That NO ONE Remembers From American Idol Is Trying To Be The James Franco Of Music
Posted on: September 27, 2011
- In: American Idol | Music
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What I’m about to tell you is something James Franco wishes he thought of before some reject from American Idol.
Remember Tim Halperin?? Yeah… me neither.
Oh that’s right… he’s Amish. (Heyyy Amish heeeeeey!)
Anyway, Tim Halperin got kicked off of American Idol pretty early on because I guess America does not like when the Amish start using electricity all of a sudden. Who knows??
But now that Amish Timmy is off of Idol, he’s releasing his album Rise & Fall, but not before sitting in a jail cell, in the middle of a parking lot, to gain attention, and to symbolize the constrictions of an Idol contract.
Halperin, in a symbolic gesture meant to represent “contract restrictions” placed on him by American Idol, will enter a jail cell in the parking lot of the West Village Shopping Center the Shops at Legacy in Plano at 5 a.m. Monday.
Tim is a moron.
Why doesn’t he put on black face and be really controversial and make a statement about the racial injustices on Idol?? Or maybe he can do black face and wear hot pants and talk about the gay community as well??
I understand the American Idol contract is constrictive (to everyone except Pia Toscano of course), but comparing it to jail is a tad dramatic.
Anyway, here is a preview of Rise & Fall… not bad Tim. But I don’t like drama queens.
AMISH CONTROL YOUR PEOPLE!!!
The ironic part is he’s trying to be the rebel American Idol contestant that speaks out against the show… but EVERYONE that has been on the show complains about it. Idea: how about you don’t sign up in the first place???
-Rocco
6 Responses to "The Guy Tim Halperin That NO ONE Remembers From American Idol Is Trying To Be The James Franco Of Music"
September 27, 2011 at 1:11 PM
One of my most disliked contestants ever. The word “fail”, er, “fall” is in his album title? ‘Nuff said.
September 27, 2011 at 1:41 PM
“Here I am, a mess of a man”- yes, Tim, yes you are. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.
September 28, 2011 at 5:34 AM
I guess he doesn’t trust the record labels AI contestants like him have to go with according to contract. That symbolic imprisonment is more like a declaration of confidence in his own marketability without AI/19 than anything else. It may be true because this album proves he is a decent singer, but I don’t think he is unique or great, which means he is not likely to be successful on his own.
September 27, 2011 at 11:42 AM
what a punk. he doesn’t mind the publicity/attention idol brought him, but he’s got a problem with the contract? there really is no cure for stupid.
September 27, 2011 at 12:05 PM
hahahah. they all have something to say. you think by this point they’d know what they’re getting into; the shows been on for 10 years