My absolute favorite part of a breakup (besides finding out where he’ll be via tapping his phone and then keying his car) is deleting the little bastard from Facebook, Twitter and/or all social media networks.

I really hope this break up causes this here Jesus to get a haircut.

Anyway, according to Page Six (my bible) Kutcher stopped following the crypt keeper, Moore.

Demi and Ashton’s rocky marriage is playing out on Twitter.

Moore is no longer one of the 671 people her husband follows on Twitter, RadarOnline.com reported today.

For a while, Moore also stopped following the “Two and a Half Men” star — and only recently began to “follow” him again, the website reported.

OMFG! I’m in high school again.

Another fun part from this story is Ashton’s alleged mistress, Sara Leal, is trying to get hush money from him. That’s not really high school, unless I was doing things all sorts of incorrectly in between studying for History and trying to date the quarterback.

-Rocco