MAGIC MIKE!!!

I honestly have no idea how this movie was green lit. And why Channing Tatum volunteered his time (it’s absurd to me that someone is cutting pay checks for this film) to relive his Mommy issued stripper past is beyond me, but this is what Channing Tatum would look like if he showed up at your bachelorette party to show you his goodies.

Look at the sheen on those pants. It is quite magical that some lady finds that attractive.

-Rocco