Leonardo DiCaprio Is Moving On Just Fine After That Gossip Girl
Posted on: October 6, 2011
And he doesn’t even need a pair of magical traveling pants! BA DUMM CHHHH!!! *BAM!*
While Blake Lively is already bothering Ryan Reynolds in Boston, Leonardo DiCaprio is playing with snakes.
That snake has less of a grip on Leo than Blake did and its basic evolution that the snake should want to strangle Leo to death. To me, that says a lot about Blake Lively’s girlfriend style, and by that I mean I’m better than her.
If I didn’t know better I’d think Leo didn’t have a job.
-Rocco
4 Responses to "Leonardo DiCaprio Is Moving On Just Fine After That Gossip Girl"
October 7, 2011 at 3:43 AM
Oh–and Leo has a face on both sides of his head –looks like some sort of Voldemort action. I wouldn’t have pegged Leo as a Slytherin, but the evidence is right here before my eyes.
October 7, 2011 at 9:13 AM
LMAO!! and you win best comment of the day!
October 7, 2011 at 7:29 PM
“You like me, you really like me!” *grins ear to ear while invoking Sally Fields at the Oscars* (which you are probably too young to remember!)
October 7, 2011 at 3:32 AM
Hey-isn’t that the same snake Adam Lambert held on Rolling Stones. (OK, ok, so I’m desperately trying to connect two of my favorite crushes.)