There’s nothing I love more than little black babies dressed up in pirate uniforms. I’m serious. I’m calling the adoption agency right now and trying to get one for myself. I’m going to use this post as part of the application process.

I would never stop dressing my child like that. In fact, I’m upset at Sandra Bullock for not sticking a gold hoop earring through his tiny ear lobes. She just doesn’t get the gold mine she has with that adorable child.

He’s by far my favorite celebrity baby (and that’s including Gwen Stefani’s too cool for school kid) and it’s mainly because of his pirate ways, and the fact he won’t grow up to murder like Suri Cruise.

-Rocco