This OUT Magazine is a plethora of sound bites coming from Alexander Skarsgard. There are also a bunch of pictures that I’m sure the majority of women want to see and make it the final straw in their deteriorating relationships.

Åkerlund: That’s the boning season. [Laughter] And then it’s spring, and that’s also boning season. And summer’s the best boning season.

Skarsgård: And that’s also why we’re so liberal and so cool with our sexuality — because we f&#$ a lot [laughter].

Åkerlund: How much time can you spend playing the drums?

Skarsgård: When you’re bored, just have sex.

Ignore all the ridiculous circle accents over the last names and just appreciate all the fun that Skarsgard will have in the long, cold, NYC winters. He doesn’t even know.

When does it get cold around here?? I'm bored.

-Rocco