THE SAGA CONTINUES!!

Remember a month ago when the Disney rumor mill churned out that Brenda Song was pregnant with Trace Cyrus’ baby and then that turned out to be a fat lie?? (HERE and HERE and HERE) <—- apparently I’m obsessed with that made for TV movie because I wrote about it 3 times.

Anyway, now these fools are engaged, so that definitely means there’s a tattooed baby in the womb.

There is no other reason to be engaged at the age of 22 except for the fact that your parents will kill you because you accidentally got pregnant.  Plus, let’s be honest she’s Asian so that means her parents are really pissed off if he didn’t put a ring on it.

-Rocco