I’m going to mash all the Dancing With The Stars videos in one post because I’m lazy. And nothing exciting happened this week: Carson Kressley was really gay, Nancy Grace has given up her obsession with missing white children for the curling iron, and Chaz Bono was an awful dancer, but I still love him.

1) Of course Carson Kressley is dancing in a tri colored wind suit/ cheerleader outfit to a Wham! song. I can’t even describe it, you need to watch it.

Word on the street is Carson is heading home. Sad times for me.

2) Nancy Grace needs to get back behind the HLN desk and worry about that missing baby who was lost by her drunk mother. (Is that even the case still?? I only now about this via Twitter so my facts may be skewed).

3) Chaz Bono is the rock star of this group. I don’t even watch this show (clearly because I only follow the funny people) but he needs to win.

His hair looks great and he’s wearing teal. He’s adorable.

He’s shaking and thrusting…. he’ll get through. Plus, he can always promise a Cher appearance again. Cher’s his mother… he can be President if he wants.

So, that and more happened… but the shining moment was “Manic Monday”

-Rocco