Shia LaBeouf Should Probably Stop Going Out
Posted October 18, 2011on:
Every time this dude leaves the house he gets into physical altercations. Always.
Unrelated: Awesome mountain man beard.
Related: Shia got into a bar brawl up in Vancouver over the weekend.
Shia and the much larger patron exchanged some heated words before security pulled them apart and sent them both packing. However, once outside, the patron — identified only as Mike — spotted Shia waiting for a taxi, ripped off his shirt and unleashed a one sided attack on the star.
Mike ran up to Shia hitting him to the ground with at least three punches to his head before bystanders came to his aid, the witness says.
Then, according to the witness, when another bystander tried to calm down a fuming Shia, the actor once again exploded and had to be restrained.
“The guy had to tell him something like ‘calm down or I’ll have to lay you out’. Then Shia just put his hands up and gave up,” the witness said.
In Shia’s defense…I just think people are jealous of his success with Even Stevens. “Mike” needs to put his shirt back on, calm down, and blame his mother for not driving him to the Disney lot.
Not in Shia’s defense…. he needs to drink at home for a few months. Just rent a movie, don’t shave, eat some cookie dough soaked in vodka and call it a night.