Wow.

Steven Seagal is apparently defending America’s Texas/Mexico border from I’m not really sure what, but I guess we can all assume that Steven Seagal is a racist.

According to the San Antonio Express, the Above the Law star called the department two months ago to lobby for the job—and not because he was in search of new storylines. After being sworn in this week, he will now join a contingent of deputies patrolling 98 miles of border and 5,500 square miles on the lookout for illegal border crossings.
“It became very clear to me that Mr. Seagal is not in this for the celebrity or the publicity,” Sheriff Arvin West told the paper. “He’s like the rest of us that live down here; he has a sincere passion for his country and he wants to do more to help.”

“The rest of us who live down here”???? Do all Texans hate Mexicans?? Is that what’s happening??

I’m glad Steven Seagal has taken time out of his busy celebrity schedule to stop the people who do the shitty jobs that Americans are too good for from coming into America.

I hope the sons and daughters of Wall Street are ready to pick tomatoes or whatever immigrant workers do. And me not knowing what they do proves my point. How I don’t work for America is beyond me.

PS Steven Seagal is like the fat mall cop that is useless.

-Rocco