Gwen Stefani And Angelina Jolie Let Their Kids Murder
Posted on: October 20, 2011
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I would think Suri Cruise would be the first celebrity baby photographed and covered in blood, but no… it’s Kingston Rossdale (Gwen Stefani’s baby) and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (I think the actual genetic child of Angelina Jolie’s). They are in love and apparently commit crimes together without hiding the evidence.
In Touch says Shiloh is crushing on Kingston. I can’t wait until their relationship is on a new E! reality show.
“She’s his biggest fan” is my favorite quote from this. Of course she is! Whenever you first fall in love at the age of 5, you are always their biggest fan. I mean, I loved the way Johnny kicked that ball during recess. He was so talented with that strong leg…. especially when he kicked the ball right at my face.
Their inevitable heartbreak will be great for sweeps week.
-Rocco


October 21, 2011 at 11:25 AM
Those two kids are gorgeous and seem pretty normal considering. And you are right, Suri Cruise will be the first celebrity serial killer.
October 21, 2011 at 11:56 AM
they are freaking cute. that kingston is a rock star