Superman Henry Cavill Can Kill You With His Bare Hands
Posted October 26, 2011on:
I’m afraid of this new superman. Not only does he look homeless in those pants, but he looks like a homeless man who does nothing but bench press the park bench he sleeps under. (Are park benches even heavy?? I never tried to lift one but for this purpose of this post let’s all agree they are freakin’ heavy.) He’s so ripped and he can probably snap anybody in half.
Why does the new Superman have to look so violent? I get that he beats up the bad guys, but can’t he shower in between the bad guys? He looks like he might have Lindsay Lohan teeth and that’s not the Superman I want flying around in tights.