Superman Henry Cavill Can Kill You With His Bare Hands
Posted on: October 26, 2011
- In: Movies
- 5 Comments
I’m afraid of this new superman. Not only does he look homeless in those pants, but he looks like a homeless man who does nothing but bench press the park bench he sleeps under. (Are park benches even heavy?? I never tried to lift one but for this purpose of this post let’s all agree they are freakin’ heavy.) He’s so ripped and he can probably snap anybody in half.
Why does the new Superman have to look so violent? I get that he beats up the bad guys, but can’t he shower in between the bad guys? He looks like he might have Lindsay Lohan teeth and that’s not the Superman I want flying around in tights.
-Rocco
5 Responses to "Superman Henry Cavill Can Kill You With His Bare Hands"
2 | Paige (@Mrs_Danderson)
October 26, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Did you know that this is who Stephanie Meyer had in mind for Edward when she was writing Twilight? He was too old to get the part by the time they made it into a movie. True story!
October 27, 2011 at 10:37 AM
He can give Hugh Jackman a run for his money as Wolverine, but Superman? And a hairy one at that. Seriously?! I read quite a few Marvel comics growing up but I don’t recall any of the super heroes like this except Wolverine. What is Hollywood coming down to these days?
October 26, 2011 at 1:45 PM
haha! you’re too funny
don’t you think he looks more like the incredible hulk than superman?
October 26, 2011 at 2:01 PM
right?? why is he so buff? I remember superman being smarter than muscular. new year.. new superman i guess.