I feel like The Herp or syphilis is a more appropriate costume for Kim Kardashian. I’d even accept scabies as a proper costume.

Kim Kardashian went as Poison Ivy for Halloween, and yes she meant it as the Batman villain Poison Ivy, but then my joke wouldn’t have worked out, so just pretend she meant it as the poison ivy you get when you pee in the woods while camping.

And of course she was sans Kris Humphries so let’s assume he was overseas attending some Breaking Dawn preview just so he can catch a glimpse at his parents, Kellan Lutz and Taylor Lautner.

-Rocco