Archive for October 2011
That’s how I’m reading this.
When you are short, round, orange, have fake nails and put on cat ears… you look like Garfield.
I seriously hope Dina or maybe Ronnie went as John holding a plate of pasta. That would have been pretty awesome.
At least, I’m pretty sure that’s what this artist is going for. Either that or they make really shitty wax figures in Spain and they should just keep making sangria.
First she showed us her meth teeth dipped in black tar heroin, then she had to show us her vag in order to later show us her nice, new, white teeth. That was her plan all along and Hugh Hefner was just a pawn!
That’s Lindsay Lohan with her new teeth. And this is off topic, but I just want to say I look better in my new faux fur vest. Just saying.
Anyway, her meth teeth are all cleaned up thanks to Playboy’s dirty ho fund.
I can’t wait to see her smile her shiny, new teeth for her new mug shot. It’s going to be a great addition to the coffee table book I’m making. (1st edition in stores 2012)
Leo is in Australia sleeping with supermodels and filming The Great Gatsby. And I’m pretty sure I put those two in order of significance to him.
I love his heart of the ocean pinky ring. Nice homage to Titanic.
Ellen DeGeneres, one time judge on American Idol, recently said in an interview that the contestants on American Idol (her season was the 9th) were brats. She hated them all and they are why she didn’t want to come back… them and Randy Jackson. Well, she meant to say that.
On finding the behind-the-scenes nastiness of American Idol off-putting: “It was disappointing to hear things about the kids, the drama going on. Some of them are not as grateful as you would expect. All of a sudden they have fan mail, millions of people saying they’re great, and some of them just stop appreciating it.”
And instead of just speculating who she’s talking about, let’s just assume it’s all of them. And let’s also assume they were all sleeping with each other and were Republicans because that’s the dictionary definition of “drama” and they were on FOX.
I’m glad Ellen DeGeneres is here to clear all this up. I alway knew it, but it’s nice to hear it validated.
I know I always make fun of this franchise (and that’s because if you logically think about the plot, it’s so stupid and ridiculous), but I’m obviously going to go see this and drool over Robert Pattinson because I have hormones pumping through my system. And I also want to make fun of Kristen Stewart for 2 hours.
Anyway, a new trailer hit television and it’s great. There are father/daughter moments, half-naked R Pattz moments, crying Taylor Lautner moments, and Christina Perri’s new depressing song moments. SIGN ME UP!
I hate Jacob Black in the books (yes, I stopped doing work for 3 weeks my last semester in college to read the books before the 1st movie came out. Judge away!), but seeing Taylor Lautner badly act/cry in this trailer breaks my heart.
THE WOE OF BEING A TEENAGE WEREWOLF!! Michael J Fox DID NOT have to go through this kind of heartbreak via a vampire!
When Herman Cain isn’t talking about cooking Mexicans via an electric fence at the border, he’s talking about McDonald’s, Tom Hanks, Spiders, Rickey, and parachuting on a Tuesday.
Though this voice over is complete nonsense… it makes more sense than what he normally says. It’s quite spectacular.
I’m sitting in Starbucks for Halloween. I dressed up as a blogger who forgot to brush her hair, got about 6 hours of sleep, and is need of some fruit so I don’t die of scurvy. It’s very life-like.
Heidi Klum is so into Halloween. I don’t care if your ass is sitting in your cubicle with a face full of paint… you are not as enthusiastic as Heidi Klum.
She was The Body Exhibit for Halloween. The Body Exhibit in stilettos.
Auf Wiedersehen! <—- Watch some damn Project Runway if you didn’t laugh at that.
I’ve missed you Andrew Garfield. I’ve missed your plaid, your skinny jeans, and your facial hair that puts your face in parentheses.
Draco Malfoy is looking great post his Harry Potter career. He’s on Fault Men magazine and I’m not really sure why, but who cares?? Apparently, today I’m just posting pictures of people today and that works out great because Tom Felton is posing.
He should just model.