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Jessica Simpson’s Baby Got Trumped By Kim Kardashian’s Divorced Ass

Posted on: November 1, 2011

Womp womp!! Guess Jessica never got that $500,000 offer from a tabloid to break the news that we all already knew.

This is how Jessica Simpson announced the fact that there is a baby in her womb:

“It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!”

I really wish her soon to be husband/soon to be ex-husband (I’m sure they’ll get divorced) would tell her that this isn’t funny, and that she should run a brush through her hair once and awhile.

DUH DUH DUH!

-Rocco


2 Responses to "Jessica Simpson’s Baby Got Trumped By Kim Kardashian’s Divorced Ass"

I have to admit…I’ll Jessica credit for creativity here, LOL.

that’s true. it’s like a popsicle joke, which i adore

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