Jessica Simpson’s Baby Got Trumped By Kim Kardashian’s Divorced Ass
Posted November 1, 2011on:
Womp womp!! Guess Jessica never got that $500,000 offer from a tabloid to break the news that we all already knew.
This is how Jessica Simpson announced the fact that there is a baby in her womb:
“It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!”
I really wish her soon to be husband/soon to be ex-husband (I’m sure they’ll get divorced) would tell her that this isn’t funny, and that she should run a brush through her hair once and awhile.
DUH DUH DUH!