Put your freak flag down friends, Halloween is over and it was just as pointless as it was last year. I truly believe only children should dress up because seeing a mother force her child to wear a baby cow costume is the sweetest thing I’ve seen the entire month of October.

And I guess I can also say the other sweetest thing I’ve seen is Zac Efron dressed as a gay cop from Reno 911.

I don’t know that’s better the shorts that outline his tootsie roll or the porn ‘stache. Bravo Zac Efron… good costume.

And now, let’s discuss talk show host costumes. I’m not even going to discuss Live! With Regis & Kelly because Regis didn’t participate because he now hates this show.

The Today dressed up as the Royal Wedding attendants. The ladies with the insane hats were featured and of course Prince William and Kate Middleton via Matt Lauer and the other lady whose name I can’t remember. (I think it’s Ann Curry… but don’t get mad if I’m wrong)

Oh fabulous. Sweet.

And then Al Roker ruined it all by being Prince Hot Ginge.

I’m just going to say what everyone else is thinking…. Al Roker can not be  Prince Hottie Tottie Harry because Al wears glasses. Prince Harry has perfect 20/20 vision.

And Prince Harry would never mug his Grandmother for her hat.

Those eye glasses are really throwing me off.

-Rocco