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Jennifer Lopez Has An Attractive New Boyfriend

Posted on: November 14, 2011

And by “attractive” I mean he could be the third cousin of Marc Anthony.

I don’t know what it is…. the tattoos?? The backpack?? The bright blue highlight in his hair??? J Lo found a winner with this one. I really hope she marries him because he looks like one of the Fly Girls and the Puerto Rican Gollum can write a song about heartbreak in Spanish over this one.

This homeboy is a dancer and his name is Casper Smart. I feel like he’s not a real person.

I’m going to support this relationship, because that means she’s not with Bradley Cooper, which can not happen. Which brings me to this great picture that was sent to me be LiveMusicFan11 and I just want to incorporate it in the 1st post, so this worked out splendidly.

Hot.

-Rocco


6 Responses to "Jennifer Lopez Has An Attractive New Boyfriend"

JLo’s new man is just all kinds of gross. Yuk!

J lo’s man is quite a sight. I hope he can dance, cause sitting for a picture doesn’t seem to be his forte. I think I’d rather date that bathtub Mr. Cooper is in than J lo’s new man.

oh id take the bathtub coop anytime

. . . . or, by “attractive” you could mean it in the same way i would use it:

Nigel Lythgoe has a very “attractive” smile

Creepy as it may sound but I knew she’d hook up with a dancer after M.A. coz she’s a dancer-turned-singer (dancer/singer?), which means she will only date/marry singers and/or dancers. I wouldn’t be surprised if that heavily-inked guy turned out to be a junkie of some ‘juice’. Just don’t ask me why I think so.

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