I get an extra slice of pumpkin pie tomorrow because I totally spelled Jake’s last name without looking at how to spell it. BOO YAH!

Anyway, these are two hilarious pictures of people (men, of course) fast asleep on the subway all while sitting next to Jake Gyllenhaal. Heartless.

I would not be sleeping. I’d be staring, asking what he’s listening to and if I could touch his beard.

-Rocco