Kourtney Kardashain Is Having A Baby To Save Kim
Posted November 30, 2011on:
Because every one in the Western world is starting to hate Kim Kardashian and the Kardashian franchise (I’d like to think it’s because she’s a fame whore) Kourtney Kardashian decided to get knocked up to take some of the heat off Kim.
She’s not even through her first trimester, but I’m sure Kris Jenner took load of money from US Weekly to break the news, so it’s okay. Money prevents miscarriages.
The E! reality star, 32, took a pregnancy test about five weeks ago — and woke up Disick, 28 (not a morning person!), around 7.a.m. to tell him the positive results.
“Now I’m nine weeks along,” Kardashian tells Us. “You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.”
I love how they added Scott Disick isn’t a morning person. Thanks for that information… does that mean he was upset because he has to do another Kardashian E! special, or was it because he was woken up before 10AM??? We’ll never know.
I can only hope the kid is as cute as that other baby
Or that it learns to walk very fast and gets the hell out of there before they force it to marry another celebrity baby. Oh god… I’m giving them ideas.