This might just be an extension of the pictures from yesterday of Bradley Cooper walking around France in his blue “sunglasses” but I don’t care. It just means he doesn’t get emails sent to him stating that I posted a new article about me wanting to murder the sunglasses that are perched on his face.

I mean, everything about his outfit is great except those glasses. Do the French accept these as suitable sunnies? If so, I now understand why we can never trust the French.

I’d say “goodbye” in French, but I have no idea how to spell (Yo hablo dulce dulce espanol) it and I’m way too lazy to Google it. Lo siento.

-Rocco