The faith she has in her mother is unnerving to me. Does Ali Lohan not know Lindsay is her sister?? Does she not know Lindsay Lohan is a complete mess??

All the plastic surgery is messing with her brain. Or it’s that infamous delusion daiquiri that I need to get my hands on.

The fact that Ali Lohan looks like Lindsay’s ex woman lover Samantha Ronson in that photo is not the most disturbing part about this whole thing. It’s this!

On rumors she’s had plastic surgery: “I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that? I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that? No! It’s not the right thing to do. It’s stupid. I don’t listen to it. It’s absolutely not true.”

YES! WE DO THINK THAT!!!

That’s the jaw line of a growing girl. Duh.

-Rocco