I’m not gonna lie to you. I realized Britney Spears came into the world 30 years ago and couldn’t get out of bed this morning because it made me feel old.

Actually, I lied to you… I was out late and my night ended with me singing “Love Story” at a broken down karaoke bar with my Polish friend. I need an intervention. PS We sounded great and I’m not embarrassed about it AT ALL. In fact, I’m waiting for LA Reid to scoop me up and put me on the big stage.

BRITNEY is 30!!! Holy shit. That’s pretty awesome when you think about it. I thought I could be a pop star because of Britney Spears and it was kind of fate I made my pop star debut last night on the karaoke stage. The universe is making sense.

Happy birthday crazy Britney.

I hope someone is bringing her to Cracker Barrel for her birthday.

That picture is a gem.

-Rocco