I Don’t Know Who Michael Fassbender Is But He Holds Comically Large Bottles Of Champagne
Posted on: December 5, 2011
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Remember over the summer when I randomly wrote about Alexander Skarsgard every damn day just because I had no idea who he was but everyone else on the planet was in love with him??
Well, I feel like Michael Fassbender is this winter’s Alexander Skarsgard. I have no idea what movies this guy is in, but he wins crap and girls want to sleep with him.
He just won Best Actor at the Moet British Independent Film Awards and they gave him a large bottle of champagne. It’s so large, it’s funny. I’m going to assume he will use it to get some ladies drunk.
Guess who else was there? B Coop. B Coop didn’t need a comically large bottle of alcohol to make the ladies smile.
I'm doing this without liquoring them up. I'm a god.
I’m confident these two men are wearing the same suit.
-Rocco
4 Responses to "I Don’t Know Who Michael Fassbender Is But He Holds Comically Large Bottles Of Champagne"
December 5, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Err, if you don’t know still who the Fassbender is at this point, it’s more indicative that you don’t watch such good cinema, as opposed to him suddenly becoming an ubiquitous , yeah? Hehe, I’m kidding… but just about 
December 5, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Haha, I love Michael Fassbender, I have been a fan of his for a few years for his BBC stuff. He played Magneto is X-Man: First Class that came out earlier this year. He has a movie out now (i think) called Shame that I’ve heard good things about.
December 5, 2011 at 11:47 AM
oh see ive never seen X Men stuff… that’s probably why. apparently he’s a good actor because he wins stuff…. i’ll have to pay attention now.