I Don’t Know Who Michael Fassbender Is But He Holds Comically Large Bottles Of Champagne
Posted December 5, 2011on:
Remember over the summer when I randomly wrote about Alexander Skarsgard every damn day just because I had no idea who he was but everyone else on the planet was in love with him??
Well, I feel like Michael Fassbender is this winter’s Alexander Skarsgard. I have no idea what movies this guy is in, but he wins crap and girls want to sleep with him.
He just won Best Actor at the Moet British Independent Film Awards and they gave him a large bottle of champagne. It’s so large, it’s funny. I’m going to assume he will use it to get some ladies drunk.
Guess who else was there? B Coop. B Coop didn’t need a comically large bottle of alcohol to make the ladies smile.
I’m confident these two men are wearing the same suit.