I Will Get Pregnant If Weight Watchers Promises Me $3 Million To Lose The Baby Weight
Posted on: December 13, 2011
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Seriously. I could really use the money. That baby could literally be my million dollar baby. Actually, my THREE MILLION DOLLAR BABY!! Suck on that Clint Eastwood!!!
If you haven’t guess by my awesome-ly chosen picture of Jessica Simpson and her husband whose name I can’t think of right now because it’s 1AM (clearly I wrote this last night and edited this in the morning)…. then you are growing a baby on your brain instead of your uterus.
Jessica Simpson reportedly penned a deal with Weight Watchers worth $3 Million.
WHY NOT ME?!?!?
I will seriously eat the entire candy aisle at Duane Reade and do the truffle shuffle down 2nd Ave if Weight Watchers promised me that much money. Why involve a child??
Jessica Simpson has all the luck.
-Rocco
December 13, 2011 at 8:01 AM
Since her singing career was flushed down the toilet years ago and she cannot act, I guess she has to make a buck or two somehow.
December 13, 2011 at 8:18 AM
valid point. the crazy thing is i think with her brand (the fashion line and such) she’s worth a lot of money. that kid is set up for life lol.